Star Academy

STAR ACADEMY IS SO AMAZING!!!
I understand like nothing, but I'm still addicted to it. Seriously! Today one of the girls was proposed to on the show! uhm, cutest thing ever!!! hollllllllly shit!!

On the other hand, Floods by Fightstar is stuck in my head.

Uhm, I never do anything over the weekends. I think my family thinks I'm kind of a loser. Whatever, I'll lock myself in my room and Harry Potter and Nutella can keep me company and George Clooney.

And I bought my first french movie on Amazon today!!! MONTY PYTHON SACRE GRAAL!!!! AND WHAT?! best movie ever. I hope it being in french doesn't ruin it. who cares, ill watch it in english. "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English Kuhnigets." if it's in french how do they do the french guy? AHAHAHAHA

free wednesday

8:35 am
So uhm, thank god I'm not a junior anymore. I would've had to take the PSAT and go to school today. Thank god I didn't have to. But I woke up early just the same because I don't know how to sleep in. I'm going to try and get a hair cut today. I keep trying, but it never happens. Partly because I don't trust these people. Watch them fuck up my hair and i have to live with it. That sucks.

But uhm, for the new stuff... I tried a cigarette and it pretty much hurt going down... like seriously. Also I got drunk and that's the LAST time I'm drinking alcohol.

4:39pm
So I got my hair cut. And I come home and my host sister runs up to me and goes, "YOU LOOK LIKE PRU FROM CHARMED!!!" Cause you know, I love charmed and I asked the lady to make me look like PRU. I fucking hate charmed. and pru is not even that pretty. GREAT! THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT!

Also, I have to read six chapters of a book by friday. and its in french and I'm on page one. Like really? Seriously? Do you honestly think I can do that? HAHAHAHA!!!

On the bright side, I successfully exchanged clothes at H&M and there was no english involved. Good sign? that better fucking be. but the lady asked for my number and I forgot what it was so I made it up.

And I'm doing the fencing thing. The french people go crazy and literally try to kill you so I have bruises all over my chest. That's soooo attractive. But it's really fun so I don't care if I come home with five broken ribs.

xoxo
"Pru"

Friday night

I was walking home today and this huge angry dog jumps at the fence right next to where I was walking and starts barking at me. I literally shat in my pants, screamed, and ran the fuck away. What kind of french person runs away from a caged dog? Oh no wait, I'm american, I do that.

I'm coming down with something.. My throat is all sore and numb, just in time for the SATs!!! I hope there are hot french boys to meet. Cause that's what the SATs are all about...

There's a new sya gossip girl. Great. It's nice stuff this time. I can't tell if it's the same person or not. I don't think it is because they didn't apologize. I don't know. At least they're not writing shit about anyone.

Other than that, nothing new in France. How interesting. Be jealous.

Emo much?

I actually miss home so much right now. The weather is making me angry and the bad grades and the language barrier are just driving me insane. Like literally insane, Im going to pull a Patrick Bateman and then jump out of one of the windows.

I got pulled over by my teacher and he told me I was struggling (uhm, like no shit. really? is it that obvious?). And then my parents called and I cried because I just suck as a person and I got really emo for like thirty minutes. No, "Im just hard-boiled by day, but by night its a different story," or something along those lines. No, its actually just difficult to live in a different country with a different language. I knew what I was getting into, but I did not expect it to be this hard.

But aside from emotion: somebody here created some blog talking shit about everyone. If they tried to frame it on me, they failed MISERABLY. No but that was one of the stupidist things I have ever seen. Like it was funny at first and then it just got cruel.

In happier news: Im gonna try out fencing on Tuesday. Im excited. I'll take out all my anger by fencing french people who could take me out. Or I could just sit on them. Im probably the size of a whale now anyways... So much for happy.

I need to get better at french guys. I did not come here to suck at life.
I'll be back with happier news, laterrrr.

update deux

So I just ate maybe like 15 petit nutella crepes. AMAZING! oh but i gained five pounds to be at exactly 100.8 pounds. GREATTTTT.

By the way, over that W shit. It was just an emo phase. Found out, i get to come home for christmas. You bitches better get ready for me. When I get there, lets all go to a chinese restaurant. No joke, I'm suffering from a soy sauce withdrawal. I am such an asian.

In other news: I still hate school. I hate homework. Thats why I barely do it... Im going to fail and get expelled. Not really; I'll just suck some dick to stay in.

I honestly don't think I'm getting any better at French. I still suck and sound like a retard when I talk and I think Im officially the worst in the whole school. And when the teachers ask me questions I basically flip out in my head. Honestly; why can't english just be the offical world language.